Saturday, March 19, 2011

What Is To Be

   THIS ENDEAVOR WILL ATTEMPT TO BE SEVERAL THINGS.  ITS CHANCES FOR SUCCESS WILL HOPEFULLY BE IMPROVED WITH THE ESTABLISHMENT OF PREDEFINED OBJECTIVES.  THESE WILL BE ATTEMPTS TO PROVIDE A SENSE OF STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY TO THE BLOG.    ALTHOUGH, IT IS NOT INTENDED FOR THESE OBJECTIVES TO BE UNDULY IMPOSING.  THEY WILL ONLY BE, IN STEAD, SOFT LIMITATIONS OPEN TO FUTURE REDEFINITIONS AND EXTENDED NUMERATIONS IF SO DESIRED. 

   SERKEL PARC'S FOREMOST OBJECTIVE IS TO STRIVE TO BE A JOURNAL.  THE PURPOSE WILL BE TO PROVIDE ITS AUDIENCE WITH A UNIQUE PERSPECTIVE ON THE WORLD. SUBORDINATED, SERKEL PARC WILL DO ITS BEST TO BE A NEWS RESOURCE.  WITH THE GOAL OF REPORTING INFORMATION AND CURRENT EVENTS UNBIASEDLY.  TO SUPPLEMENT, IT WILL  PERMIT STATEMENTS OF OPINION.  THIS WILL INCLUDE COMMENTARIES ON POPULAR (AND NOT SO POPULAR) CULTURE , AS WELL AS ON NEWS.   FINALLY, SERKEL PARC MAY PROVIDE ROOM FOR GENERAL PHILOSOPHICAL DISCUSSION. 

   THIS BLOG WILL BE GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT.  ASIDE FROM THE USE OF CAPITAL LETTERS AND THE TAKING OF A FEW MINOR STYLISTIC LIBERTIES, IT WILL EMBODY PROPER FORM AND WRITING STRUCTURE.  IT IS NOT CURRENTLY WRITTEN BY PROFESSIONALLY TRAINED JOURNALISTS, BUT ITS CREATOR DOES HOLD FORMALITY IN HIGH REGARD.  MOST ENTRIES WILL BE BRIEF AND SUCCINCT TO ALLOW READERS TO DIGEST ITS CONTENT WITH THE SMALLEST AMOUNT OF COMMITMENT POSSIBLE.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

The Beginning

  ONCE AGAIN WE EMBARK ON A VOYAGE.  PRIOR ATTEMPTS PROVED EMBARRASINGLY FRUITLESS, AND YIELDED LITTLE MORE THAN A BRIEF EXCURSION ALONG THE COAST ONLY TO RETURN TO PORT BEFORE EVEN THE GULLS HAD LANDED.  WE SHALL SEE, AND TIME WILL DUTIFULLY TELL, WHAT IS TO COME OF THIS NEW CRAFT.  IN THE INTEREST OF PRUDENCE (THIS WAS MEANT TO BE NO MORE THAN A MERE PRACTICE RUN), I RESIGN TO RESTRICT THIS ARTICLE TO A MOST ABRIDGED TOTALITY.